Hey hey, whoa now, settle down! Yeah, it’s true–the first-ever sale of Dead Weight. Now just $2.99 through the end of the year because I’m totally all about the giving and stuff. But also just because I want you to read it. And it’s super cheap.

And no, it doesn’t bother me at all that something I procrastinated into several years of bloated development can be yours for the price of a freakin’ Sausage McMuffin. #bitter

But seriously, it doesn’t.