Sophistication is Out!



On Amazon. iBooks. Barnes & Noble. Kobo. Other various places.

Sophistication is out!

Yes. I just yelled that. And I don’t like exclamation marks, so you know this is a really big deal.

Take your pick below:

Amazon Kindle (eBook)

Amazon Paperback


Barnes & Noble (eBook)

Barnes & Nobile Paperback


And there are probably other storefronts I’m forgetting.

Note that the Audible audiobook is about 70% finished and will debut sometime during the end of December or early January. Really can’t wait for that one to hit.

Oh, Look: You Can Pre-Order

What brings home the holidays better than a raunchy, violent, cynical book set to the backdrop of near-future Silicon Valley?

Coming to your fireplaces and trashcans December 18, ya’ll. But seriously. This was a fun one to write and I’m happy it’s finally coming out.

Look out soon for more details on the print and audiobook versions, both well underway and also coming December 18.


Holiday Update

Ah, the trials and tribulations of an author. The manuscript for Sophistication, my second bookis done, sitting, collecting dust, glaring at me. Can’t really blame the stupid, inanimate stack of paper, either, because I’m hardly holding up my end of the bargain. I made one real attempt to secure a publisher. It was perhaps the biggest publisher, and I worked with them for about a year on the first version and then two revisions. Then they basically told me that it was just too damned violent. And I don’t know how to change that without fundamentally breaking the book.

So I’ve been learning to program in Unity, closing deals at work, overdecorating my house in Halloween shit, dieting, exercising… I bought a new iPad Pro. That’s cool, right? None of it, however, is querying agents and publishers, which is what the fat pile of words in one corner of my living room demands.

It’s time to start into the slow, tedious, stressful, hopeful, heartbreaking, excruciating process of pitching the book again. I’m just not sure I possess the patience. My plan at this point is to fire everything in a scatter-shot query blast and see if anything hits. I’ll give it a month.

At the same time, I’ve decided I’m going to ready the novel for self-publishing, just in case. That means one final professional edit. Print formatting. And my favorite part, working with a voice actor on the Audible / audiobook version. I liked the work Joshua Nicholson did for my first book, Dead Weight, so I’ve already chatted with him about Sophistication and he’s on board. Even after I warned him with apologies that it’s much raunchier in every respect.

So here’s the deal. If the all-encompassing query bomb finds a target, Sophistication will debut sometime next year via traditional publishing avenues. And if not, it will be self-published on December 18, 2018 by the highly reputable partnership of Matt Casamassina incorporated.


Meanwhile, I’m starting into my third book, Degenerate, at the same time. I was thinking I might pile onto NaNoWriMo, but that would require some level of dedication and consistency, so I opted myself out. Still, I expect steady progress because I have every intention of finishing this book quicker than I have any other.

Redraft in a Photo

If there was a formula for any book or revision, it would probably look something like this:

Imagination + research + concentration + determination + repetition =

Another way of writing it:

Early mornings + late nights + heartache + fear + doubt + persistence =


So this goes back to a publisher on Monday. I think it’s in a much better place than it was before. Hoping the gods agree.

Oh Hiii, Guys!

Turns out I’m still alive.

A bit quiet here then because there’s been lots of change behind the scenes.

New job. New hours. New summer schedule. New clothes.

Do new clothes count? It’s a lie, anyway. Damn it. I need new clothes.

Due to this job thing, which is interesting, challenging, fun, and promising–all things that jobs should be–this pretty much sums up the writing for the last couple of months:


Even so, the second book is in the can. Is that an expression? (Just looked it up and yes–yes, it is.) You might assume I meant trashcan, and I won’t correct you because that’s where potential publishers may put it. But for the purposes of this post, it’s finished. And I don’t mean finished in the dead sense, damn it. I mean it in the healthy, breathing, kicking, alive sense.

I think I promised that I’d be done with the third book by this time. That’s cute, isn’t it? I make a lot of promises, most greater works of fiction than any of my novels. What I will report is that the dust surrounding my life hasn’t yet settled, but the big explosion preceding that settling has already rocked my world and soon enough I’ll be able to see across the street again. No idea if that imagery works–I just mainlined some cold brew coffee at 10:05 p.m. so that I could start (yes, start) writing for the night–so you’ll just have to pretend you followed me.

Third book cometh. It’s about an old colleague. It’s way raunchier than my previous novels. It’s gonna be fun.

I will report back here at some point before I die with news of Sophistication’s release date. It’s really nothing like Dead Weight, and I’m excited about that.

That Moment When Inspiration Strikes

I was at the Elks Lodge the other night, which is another way of saying that I was drinking. That’s basically what you do there.

Well, okay–that, and hurry to the bathroom before your incontinence makes a right mess, cough the dust out of your lungs, lecture young folk about how much better the world was before lighting fire and motorcars, and contemplate your own impending mortality as it unspools before you.

They’re old, you see–that’s the joke. But seriously, super crusty.

Anyhoo, I’m shambling toward the bathroom, as one does after they’ve consumed copious amounts of cheap bourbon, and out of nowhere–wham! Even now, couldn’t tell you how it happened or why, but a major plot point I’d been struggling against as I’m revising Sophistication just smacks me over the head. A pure epiphany. I actually stop in my tracks, pull up my iPhone, and start into a note.

Just then, my phone rings and it’s from a friend who left the club minutes ago. He wouldn’t be calling me unless it was important. I know that. Of course I do. Even so, I stare at my mobile for several seconds as I consider whether or not to risk it. Despite my drunken, stupid state, I still know that any diversion, however brief, might allow this major plot revision to slip away unharnessed.

Begrudgingly, I answer the call, anyway. It’s a good thing I did, too, because it turns out the poor fool can’t find his car keys. I scurry back to help him and several minutes pass as we scour the nearby library room, overturning couch cushions and upending stacks of papers and magazines, for anything that might allow him to hit the road.

Eventually, he finds them–in his backpack all along, naturally.

Meanwhile, that perfect tweak, that unfathomable fix–the very thing that was sure to draw every narrative arc of my novel together…

That shit’s gone.

Disappeared. Vanished from my head.

For thirty terrifying minutes, I stumble around the Elks Lodge in a panic as I try to retrieve the epiphany. This is a fairly involved process that sees me retracing steps, mental and physical, in order to jar the memory back into existence. Most of this time–not gonna lie–I’m cursing my friend.

Eventually, thank all the gods, it came back. I think I was in the bathroom when it happened, and that still didn’t stop me from taking a note with shaky hands.

Point of this short story? I dunno. Maybe it’s never put your friends before your novel.  Or perhaps it’s don’t drink shitty bourbon. Could also be don’t be an alcoholic.

Happy New Year!

Can you really wish anybody a happy New Year without shouting it? Hey–so, I guess, um, happy New Year, bruh.

Well, it seems you can. #mysterysolved

Every week for a long time, I’ve been meeting up with a couple friends and going to a local dive to do some writing. Usually, I can knock out around 1,000 words during these sessions before the alcohol kicks in and I transform into a barely-functioning zombie. Problem is, my two buddies may as well be twiddling their thumbs while I write. One pretends to advance his own story, but works instead. The other–gods only know what nightmares wait on the opposite side of his laptop.

I finally gave up on these sad souls and decided to start a Meetup group dedicated to sci-fi writers. Every Tuesday, a growing bunch of us meet at the local Elks Lodge, which is a dusty men’s club run by ancient vampires, and chat about our would-be novels. It’s nerdy. I’ll own that. But it’s also great. I get to interact with like-minded folks, which is both inspiring and educational. Really. Even if you’re writing a pile of dog shit–and that might aptly describe my latest book–you get great feedback from people who actually care. That’s–you know–more than my closest family and friends can provide.

So that’s happening.

Sophistication, round two, is nearly good to go. The revision has been plagued by procrastination largely driven by fear. I’m afraid to fuck with the original work because I like it, so instead I watch TV, play video games, and drink. All my talk about writing every night–pretty words, but bullshit. I’ve made terrible choices, which I realize every morning. But then every night I choose the wrong path again. All of this to say that it’s taken longer than I anticipated to advance the revision. But, even with lots of fuckery, I’m just about ready to submit the second draft.

I think my slowness is just going to be a thing. Apologies.

Degenerate, meanwhile, has a new hook that segues into the main character’s narrative. Feeling pretty good about it. More to come, of course, but I won’t allow myself to write another word until Sophistication is wrapped. Soon.

Enjoy a little sample of the opening chapter:

### 1

### Fly

“Miss, you’d better look at that note. I have a bomb.”

The air stewardess, a slim brunette with ivory skin and a pageboy haircut—her name is Flo, he thinks—cocks her head and stares at him like a dog struck senseless by a high whistle. Finally, she opens her mouth to say something and then doesn’t.

“Please,” he adds and nods to her purse, where she deposited his unread letter moments ago. Probably, she thought it was a desperate proposition. Maybe his telephone number, home address, and a doodled heart. No such luck, lady.

The plane shakes as it climbs a thermal and Flo reads the note, her eyes widening with each word. Finished, she folds and palms the paper as though the threat itself might be smashed into oblivion along with it. When she meets his eyes again, though, she rises and takes a seat beside him. She’s young, beautiful, and not prepared for this event. He can see so in her rigid posture and the way her hands tremble in her lap now. And can he blame her? Not really. Not when there’s a new Cuban skyjacking earning newspaper headlines every other week. Tomorrow, he thinks, the stories will be about me.

He lights a cigarette and offers her one.

“No—no thank you.”

“Bourbon then?”

She shakes her head. “Can you… you know… show it to me?”

Butt dangling from his lips, he reaches between his legs and pulls forth a black attache case. When he unlatches and cracks it open just wide enough to reveal eight red cylinders connected to a battery by just as many wires, she cups her mouth with one hand.

“Please believe me, Flo, when I tell you that nobody’s going to get hurt today,” he says with nonchalance reserved for small talk. “As long as everybody—and I do mean everybody—follows my directions. You understand?”


“Wonderful,” he says as he redeposits the briefcase between his legs. “In a minute you’re going to mosey up the aisle to the cockpit and inform the captain to get on the radio. My demands are these.”

He turns to face her.

“First, two-hundred thousand dollars in negotiable American currency. Repeat it to me.”

She does.

“Second, four parachutes. Four. No more, no less. And if they try any funny business with them, I’ll know. There’ll be consequences, Flo. Explosive ones, if you catch my drift. Tell them that. Now go on—say it back.”

She does.

“And third, a fuel truck waiting to gas us up when we land in Seattle.”

He drags the cigarette, holds onto the smoke a moment and then pushes it out through his nostrils. “That’s it. Now skip along, and don’t make a scene. We’re all going to stay just as cool as the air outside these windows—that’s how we’ll walk away today with our tails intact. You follow me?”

As she hurries toward the cockpit, he dons a dark pair of sunglasses and knocks back the remainder of his bourbon and cola. This, he knows, is going to get interesting. He should be terrified—he’s just crossed a line that few men come back from, after all—but he’s not. And he knows why his heart isn’t already jackhammering. Why he isn’t even now on the verge of hyperventilation. It’s because he’s not alone.

“Forty-two rotten skinners. This fire-breathing iron bird isn’t even half full.”

The Blurry Man shakes his head in the seat beside him—the same one that cradled Flo’s apple-shaped ass seconds ago. Well, maybe he shakes his head, anyway. Truth be told, it’s more of a guess. His companion is… unfocused, shifting and dancing like sunspots on the edge of Frank’s periphery. He can’t really see the figure—not even when he has him dead center. He discerns shapes, motion, simultaneously present and fleeting.

“A shameful, paltry selection. Why did you choose this sky carriage over bigger, more bloated birds?”

“What does it matter?” the man whispers back. “There’re more than enough people.”

“Bah. You know little. No general in command of his wits would pay a ransom for so few. This is a mission of martyrdom now. Expect neither glory nor riches.”

“Just be quiet. What was Flo thinking?”

“That she should’ve feigned sickness today.”

“And what about the other passengers? You sense any cowboys?”

“Gunslingers in this age? You must be a fool.”

“Jesus,” Frank says and rolls his eyes. “Is anybody suspicious? Is anybody up for a fight?”

The Blurry Man moves, or shimmers—maybe.

“I can’t see it.” His voice, a raspy baritone, sounds over modulated and unnatural. Almost animalistic, like a wolf if it could shape its guttural growls into language. “Fourteen of these men are capable of pitiful battle—no match for any true warrior, but easily your equal if not superior. For now, they seem content with their giggle water and letters.”

Frank is about to respond when he sees the stewardess scurrying down the aisle again. And she’s not alone. A man in uniform—a white, collared shirt and a navy blue hat—follows close behind. They both slow as they draw closer to him.

“Mr. Cooper. We’re in contact with…” She looks around to make sure none of the other passengers are paying attention. “With the authorities. And everything you asked for is being worked on. Just like you wanted.”

He nods to the empty seats across the walkway and the two flight personnel fill them. She called him Cooper, which means they’ve done a little homework. Somewhere on the ground, they’ve probably already assembled a task force comprised of airport security and local police and even now they’re crowded in flight control. A room full of sweat, and smoke, and fear. Soon, the FBI will join them. Right now they know that someone named Dan Cooper bought a ticket, and that person has a bomb. Not a real name, of course—he picked it for the acronym DC, the publisher of his favorite comic book, Batman. But let them chase it for a while.

“The bald skinner questions your fortitude,” the Blurry Man whispers. “He weighs murder—believes he could snap your neck like a twig before your threats come to pass.”

Frank extinguishes his cigarette, sighs, and locks eyes with the man in uniform. Short and fit, no sign of stubble, the man stares back.

“Flo, who is this gentlemen and what’s he doing here?”

The woman begins a frantic response, but the bald man raises an index that cuts her words in half.

“Martin,” he says. “I’m the copilot.”

“Martin, I didn’t ask for your presence here. Flo and I have a rapport. We’re quite friendly. And besides, I should think you’ll be needed in the cockpit more than ever now.”

“I’m happy to help here in any way I can,” the man lies.

“If that’s so, you’d be wise to rise from your seat and hurry along,” Frank says and leans forward. “Don’t be guided by misplaced confidence. I will pull these wires before you ever reach me, sir, and we will all ride a fiery express to hell. Is that what you want?”

Martin’s cold eyes falter as the Blurry Man confirms his revolve has done the same. He stands, places one hand on Flo’s shoulder, and tells her that she can handle the situation.

“Thanks for your words of encouragement, Martin. I’m sure they made all the difference. Now kindly get the fuck back to your well-worn seat and finish that crossword puzzle while you nurse what I can only imagine to be a record-book case of hemorrhoids.”

Martin mad-dogs him—oh, how he’d like to take a swing, or maybe wrap his hands around Frank’s neck—it’s all over the man’s face. But he acts on neither. Instead, he nods to Flo and walks back toward the cockpit. As he does, a message from the captain plays over the loudspeaker.

“Folks, Tacoma has given us a green light to accelerate our decline this afternoon. We’re gonna get you in early and then we’ll likely be sitting for just a bit while we dot our I’s and cross our T’s on a few things. Sit back and enjoy the rest of the flight.”

What an absurd misrepresentation, Frank thinks and wonders how many times he has suffered lies like this one is his own life.

“These plump swine gulp down lies like water,” the Blurry Man says. “Look at them. Contented by their paper distractions while their fat, greasy babies wail and shit in their undergarments. This is evolution?”

“I could do without the commentary.”


So I finally saw Star Wars: The Last Jedi, and found it to be neither as revolutionary nor as offensive as fans and critics suggest. I enjoyed it overall, but if you must know, I felt that some of the plot points stood on wobbly legs.

Spoilers incoming.

Still incoming.

Last chance.

  • Snoke was a flimsy, thin character, wasn’t he? A villain so powerful that he can do things no Jedi or Sith ever has, and yet the filmmakers didn’t feel the need to share how he became this near-omnipotent figure. Then they offed him in an anticlimactic scene. What a waste.
  • Luke. The single most defining, iconic character of my childhood. He didn’t go out with a bang or a whimper. Either would’ve been more memorable.
  • Some of the comedy felt tonally wrong.

A clear message delivered throughout the movie is that we need to release our grip on the old and welcome the new. I’m cool with that. I also believe that the director embarked on a quest to create a movie that defied expectations, oftentimes at the expense of what might’ve worked better.

And yet, for all of these thoughts, I still liked it. So go figure.

Besides, as legendary author Kurt Vonnegut notes, there’s no sense in getting all worked up over this stuff. If you enjoyed something someone made, wonderful. If not, okay. But if you’re creating petitions for or against, you’ve probably missed the point.

“As for literary criticism in general: I have long felt that any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel or a play or a poem is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae or a banana split.”

Thanks, Kurt. Oh, and full credit goes to the great Peter Clines for bringing this comment to my attention.

Sale for the Holidays

Hey hey, whoa now, settle down! Yeah, it’s true–the first-ever sale of Dead Weight. Now just $2.99 through the end of the year because I’m totally all about the giving and stuff. But also just because I want you to read it. And it’s super cheap.

And no, it doesn’t bother me at all that something I procrastinated into several years of bloated development can be yours for the price of a freakin’ Sausage McMuffin. #bitter

But seriously, it doesn’t.